May 2012
textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
mothbaby:
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
cloudymew:
kathysbrotherssister:
i am so stupid okay i’ll stop now
SPITS
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
owl-ler:
you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones
REBLOG IF YOu WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
gonnaslapabitch:
piratesollux:
searingdestiny:
macpye:
TELL ME!
inbox me if you care.
could be interesting
I’d really rather know why uu is asking this but okay.
everybodyandtelevision:
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
roshi434987 asked: putput, jacob.
1 tag
miraculoustang:
HELP PLEASE
asktremorsensation:
finthefish:
Wow, never thought I would have to make this post but I NEED HELP.
If anybody is in the Olympia, Washington area please house me for a week at most.
I have been kicked out for my life choices i.e. Gender Identification and Sexuality.
If you’re not able to house me, please boost me. I have no where to go and I’m probably going to stay at my current residence...
welcumtobonercity:
twingeneticist:
Hey hey
uu
I dont like your girlfriend.
HEY HEY
DIRK DIRK
I ALREADY KILLED HER
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
lliampayne:
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
methlabrador:
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
nutellaavenger:
biteythevillain:
heyscatcat:
What if instead of pretending the floor is lava, you pretend it’s the water in amnesia.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
This is from a thread on MSpaint forums.
snarkycrow:
thecaptainoftardis:
I should really start to get on that forum more.