yummytomatoes:

pocket trolls
idkmindlessdoodles 

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry

icameas-roman:

WHAT HAHAHA

cloudymew:

kathysbrotherssister:

i am so stupid okay i’ll stop now

SPITS

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

owl-ler:

you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones

torirockets:

Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle